Ffleur's Chrismas Survey
Norm is no SCROOGE! He thinks it is fun to share. (Thanks, Ffleur.)
1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate? Norm fancies Egg Nog.
2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree? Norm wraps.
3. Colored lights on tree/house? No. Norm tried once and it was too much work.
4. Do you hang mistletoe? Would Norm get more ass? Please advise.
5. When do you put your decorations up? Norm does a tree. That's it.
6. What is your favorite holiday dish? Lamb chops are Norm's favorite.
7. Favorite Holiday memory as a child: Playing with toys and being with family.
8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa? Norm was 12 when a friend told him.
9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve? This has always been a Norm tradition.
10. How do you decorate your Christmas Tree? Norm uses white lights.
11. Snow! Love it or Dread it? Norm loves to ski. No snow here yet!!
12. Can you ice skate? Norm can, but prefers not to.
13. Do you remember your favorite gift? Norm remembers he got a nice camera.
14. What's the most important thing about the Holidays for you? Norm enjoys unwrapping the girlfriend.
15. What is your favorite Holiday dessert? See #14.
16. What is your favorite holiday tradition? Norm's family gets together on Christmas eve.
17. What tops your tree? Norm puts a star up there.
18. Which do you prefer giving or receiving? Norm enjoys both. Sometimes at the same time.
19. What is your favorite Christmas Song? Norm plays the Elvis Chrismas Album when decorating the tree.
20. Candy Canes! Yuck or Yum? Occassionally Norm will have one.
posted by norm at 9:00 PM
13 Comments:
Re: Mistletoe. As long as Norm's not the creepy guy who wears what can only be described as a "mistletoe belt buckle," a little mistletoe can't hurt.
Mistletoe is scientifically proven to increase the amount of ass one gets.
I'm snowless up here too. It's a little depressing to have a green christmas, but I'll live.
You got Norm laughing with that one!! That's funny, LA!!!
Norm thinks it's gonna be a green Christmas, Mish!!
LA, you mean miseltoe belt buckles aren't a normal thing? Damn my boss!
Norm had enough turkey on Thanksgiving, Ffleur! And for about a week after.
Norm thinks Pru has to listen more carefully. You boss was calling you into his office for your holiday boner, not bonus.
Sounds like Norm and the girlfriend can expect a fun holiday season - even w/o any mistletoe!
ohmygawd. that giving and receiving line was classic. talk about the holiday spirit.
Norm has found the mistletoe just gets in the way, Diane.
Norm tries, Kitty. He really does.
Merry Christmas Norm!
Hey Norm,
Ok, off topic, but I remembered you were wondering how my grandfather gets his pond clear without all that murkey crap clogging it up? Well, we needed something to talk about while waiting for christmas dinner and he loves to talk about his fish. Ok, so here's the deal. If you pond is already filled with string algae, you need to remove the fish and any plants, drain it and then throw a lot of kosher salt all over the surfaces (it has to be kosher salt, NOT iodized salt) and let it sit for a few days. Clean it out completely so there is no salt left and then refill the pond with water and re-add the fish. Right away add some barley straw bales (or straw-barley bales?) and that should keep the water clean because it keeps the water moving. If you have just a little bit of algae after you clean it with the salt, most pond supply stores sell this blue powder that kills the gross algae without hurting the fish. It will turn the water blue for a while, but that just makes your pond cool. It will give the fish a thrill to have a new blue home.
Anyway, hope that helps!
Mishy
Merry Xmas Norm! And have a wonderful New Year's!
Happy New Year, Norm!
wow, norm. you really are in denial that xmas is over!
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