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posted by norm at 11:06 PM
Or a headache. Or an early meeting. But really, is Norm turning down sex?
HA! We've been using that excuse for years. This one guy called me out on it only to discover I wasn't kidding. TMI? Sorry.
Norm has been paying for an unfulfilled holiday booty call. (Hey, he had to wrap gifts!!)Norm thinks it's older than the oldest profession, LA!!
Norm, if she's pressuring you for sex, tell her to take a number! Hot diggety dog, you stud!!
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Or a headache. Or an early meeting. But really, is Norm turning down sex?
HA! We've been using that excuse for years. This one guy called me out on it only to discover I wasn't kidding. TMI? Sorry.
Norm has been paying for an unfulfilled holiday booty call. (Hey, he had to wrap gifts!!)
Norm thinks it's older than the oldest profession, LA!!
Norm, if she's pressuring you for sex, tell her to take a number! Hot diggety dog, you stud!!
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