Norm's Poll #1
As Norm sits here in front of the computer screen, drinking a beer and scratching his ass, he wonders out-loud, "What do all those hot girlie bloggers have that I don't?" Of course the answer would be: a viewers poll. So with a fart and a burp I offer this opportunity for you all to answer some silly questions. Me first.
Which President do you admire the most?
George Washington.
Have you ever had sex on a first date?
Yes.
Do you believe in UFOs?
Not sure.
Name a phrase you dislike.
That's hot.
Most memorable experience on a plane? (Good or bad.)
Flying over the North Atlantic to Iceland during sunrise. Amazing.
When checking out the opposite sex, what do you look at first?
The ass.
Who is your favorite Painter?
(This is a tough question!! I thought it would be easy, but it isn't.)
Edward Hopper.
posted by norm at 8:51 PM
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Which President do you admire the most?
FDR.
Have you ever had sex on a first date?
NO!
Do you believe in UFOs?
Ummmmm, I suppose anything is possible.
Name a phrase you dislike.
"Y'all" or "All y'all"......seriously, WTF is that??
Most memorable experience on a plane? (Good or bad.)
Flying to Italy for the first time and NOT freaking out crossing the Atlantic! :)
When checking out the opposite sex, what do you look at first?
The smile.
Who is your favorite Painter?
Botticelli or Michelangelo.
BTW, WTF is up FlixNorm.......how is the house progressing?.....Any updates? :)
Which President do you admire the most? I'm not American, so I'm altering this question to: Which Canadian politician do you admire the most?
Tommy Douglas - the first leader of the New Democratic Party, a human rights activist and the founder of a medicare program for all of Canada. I love my free healthcare!
Have you ever had sex on a first date?
Nope.
Do you believe in UFOs?
Do I look like Tom Cruise?
Name a phrase you dislike.
"I mean, like, you know?"
Most memorable experience on a plane? (Good or bad.)
When this woman stood up and started to screm that she needed to get off because the plane was going to crash. This was before 9/11 - she was asked to sit down or the flight attendant would restrain her. She sat her ass down and we landed just fine.
When checking out the opposite sex, what do you look at first?
Shoes. They tell a lot.
Who is your favorite Painter? Um... I really don't know that much about art. Oh, but there is this really cool older guy that lives in my town named Mr. Painter. Does that count?
Which President do you admire the most?
Lincoln for freeing the slaves.
Have you ever had sex on a first date?
Hell yes.
Do you believe in UFOs?
Sure.
Name a phrase you dislike.
"Why do you have to be like that?"
Most memorable experience on a plane? (Good or bad.)
Flying home on Christmas day with my family from my grandmother's funeral. A crew member fully dressed as Santa went up and down the aisle giving out flight pins and crap as the rest of the crew led the entire plane in a round of Jingle Bells. (1983)
When checking out the opposite sex, what do you look at first?
Honestly, the whole package including sense of humor and personality. When I was younger and more shallow, I went for sexy eyes and beefy upper bodies (arms, shoulders, pecs, that sort of thing).
Who is your favorite Painter?
Joe Ongie. Oh, you wanted someone famous? Oh hell, too many. Waterhouse, Kahlo, Monet, Van Gogh, Bouguereau, Kandinsky, Mondrian, Degas, Gaugin, Warhol, to name just a few. And of course, Debbie Travis of HGTV's Painted House.
Update: I flew in a 4-seater once from San Diego to Burbank, straight up the coast on a clear gorgeous sunny afternoon. It ruled. At first, I was thinking commercial flight.
Good poll, Norm, you ass-man, you!
#1 Washington..as a teacher of The American Revolution...how can I not choose him?
#2 *blush* yes
#3 Naw, not really..but it could happen
#4 "That's tight"...stupid phrase!
#5 Seeing the fireworks from the sky,over NYC on July 4 while flying to Paris!!
#6 Eyes --- windows to the soul, baby!
(ass, Flix you are SUCH a guy :))
#7 hmmm too many will have to think!
oooh got it for # 7..matt groening from the Simpsons...heehee
Actually, I think all artists are amazing...create, express....GO!
Which President do you admire the most?
Abe Lincoln
Have you ever had sex on a first date?
Eh, no. Nor the 2nd or 3rd :)
Do you believe in UFOs?
I'd like to believe there are, but not in a sci-fi way. More in a 'no way we're the only one's out here' kind of way.
Name a phrase you dislike.
You're stupid.
Most memorable experience on a plane? (Good or bad.)
Flying into Denver. Dropping repeatedly and the whole plane shaking like it was having seizures. Haven't flown since.
When checking out the opposite sex, what do you look at first?
The eyes.
Who is your favorite Painter?
William Bouguereau. I love a lot of artists, but I just love the quality of his work. They're like photographs.
Norm really appreciates all of you responding to the poll. He's passed-out on the couch, beer in hand, televison on.
I am gonna tie his shoe laces together and slam the front door as I leave.
I hope Norm was watching Alex give Izzy that hot kiss on Grey's last night! WOOHOO! LA hearts Alex.
Hillary Clinton 2008.
No.
No.
Bittersweet.
Circling the shores of Hawaii right before landing and seeing the aqua-ness of the water.
Style or lack there-of.
I dont have a favorite, my favorite painting is Dora Maar by Picasso.
LA, it was a good kiss.
Joy, you picked a guy not elected yet!!
Which President do you admire the most?
JFK.
Have you ever had sex on a first date?
I have on the second date.
Do you believe in UFOs?
I need more proof.
Name a phrase you dislike.
I have to go with That's hot.
Most memorable experience on a plane? (Good or bad.)
I don't really have one.
When checking out the opposite sex, what do you look at first?
Body.
Who is your favorite Painter?
(This is a tough question!! I thought it would be easy, but it isn't.)
It is a tie between Picasso and Van Gogh.
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