Meet The Beavers #1

Norm knows it has been awhile since he has last posted. He will make more of an effort to post on a regular basis. This harsh winter has been a period of personal challenge for our crusty woodsman. He has often opted not to post, simply based upon his surly nature. But alas!! Just as the snow has begun to melt, what creature has begun to assert his fatty ass over Norm's domain? Mr. Beaver! Oh Mr. Beaver. As you swim about your claimed lair, you act like you own it. But it is Norm that pays the taxes around here. And what is with the chewing of all of Norm's vegetation?! You can take yourself up the river as far as Norm is concerned!! Hey!! Take that back!! You would rather have a fatty ass instead of having no ass?!! Now you're just being mean.