Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Tagged #1


So LA has "tagged" Norm with the burning question, "If you were left alone on a deserted island, which celebrity would you choose to spend time with?" Norm wants to mention, for the record, that this tag stuff was started by Pru. So if it all gets out of hand, we can point our collective fingers at someone. (But since LA and Pru are super hot bloggers, Norm will certainly play along.)

Norm figures nobody really wants to be stranded on an island with a celeb. Why? Because they're super needy, have no survivor skills, and will certainly eat and drink all the food and water behind your back. And Norm wants to remind everyone that the Botox, hair styles, and hot outfits will last only about one weekend on a deserted tropical island. Chances are, if you're stuck on an island with a celebrity, you're going to wish you had Tucksworth around. Norm figures at least he can climb up a tree and grab the coconuts.

Okay. Back to the question. Norm would pick Liz Phair. Reasons? She would want to survive. She's hot. And it would seem she would try and help Norm build a shelter. And maybe she would grab Norm's coconuts.

8 Comments:

Blogger LA said...

Liz Phair! Great choice, and totally unexpected, Norm. I thought you'd go with a hot sexy bimbo. I like your line of thinking.

Thanks for playing, Norm!

1:33 PM  
Blogger M-M-M-Mishy said...

Good pick! Perhaps, if Norm and Liz were lucky, Tucksworth would come along and help out. Of course, he'd make himself scarce during coconut grabbing time.

4:56 PM  
Blogger ffleur said...

Has Norm got a "lovely bunch of coconuts?"

8:06 PM  
Blogger norm said...

Norm likes them hot and sexy, LA!! But they should have smarts, too!!

Tucksworth would most certainly be banished to the other side of the island, Mish. We wouldn't want Norm to get stage fright.

Norm likes to think so, Ffleur!!

10:39 PM  
Blogger Prunella Jones said...

Tucksworth would be managable if you had plenty of weed with you. Then he'd be helpful about scavanging food for you. Otherwise, um.....no.

Liz Phair is a fantastic choice. Sexy, intelligent, and she could sing to you. I wouldn't mind being stranded with her either. (cue the porno music)

7:42 AM  
Blogger Diane said...

Awesome choice! And I still think Tucksworth can come along as a mascot!

2:13 PM  
Blogger Ryan said...

Love Liz Phair!! Proud of you Norm!

Mine would be Shirley Manson...

12:39 AM  
Blogger norm said...

Pru, there is nothing wrong with sharing. But no sloppy seconds for Norm!!

Norm thinks Shirley is an excellent choice, Ryan!!

9:12 PM  

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