Norm's Poll #2
Norm has created another poll. And once again, he'll go first.
What were your favorite toys growing up?
Norm has fond memories of his G.I. Joe collection and Legos.
Have you ever had phone sex?
Norm doesn't understand the concept. Call him and explain.
How many hours of sleep to you get a night?
For Norm, it varies. Although if possible, he would stay in bed all day. Sleep is underated in our society.
When on a date, how do you know it gonna be a good one?
When she invites Norm inside for a drink. Or when she reaches out for Norm's hand.
Do you hold the door for the sick and the elderly?
Norm always holds the door.
When you go to the movies, do you buy there or bring your own snacks?
Norm buys there. That's the whole point of going.
Where is your favorite city?
Norm is naturally inclined to say Boston, but there are many places yet to explore.
posted by norm at 9:18 AM
10 Comments:
1.I never played with toys as a kid.
2.Yes.
3.I sleep anywhere from 2-11 hours.
4.When he pick up the check and comes in to my apt, andy say: this place really needs some harwiring fixture on the wall, "may I do be of assistance"?
5. I hold the dor for everyone.
6.If your paying I'm not complaining. Otherwise I sneak in my own crap.
7. Manhattan and my house in the Poconos (that could use some of Norm's services)
Joy, no toys as a child? That makes me sad!!
The Poconos are a haul from Manhattan. That's like six hours or something. (Unless you fly!!) A college friend had a family cabin there and we drove out to visit it.
Norm is good for the wiring, but I better come along to keep things fun!!
No actually The poconos are exactly an hour to an hour&half depending on traffic. Never more than an hour and a half.
Norm - Do we have to answer these questions in the third person?
What were your favorite toys growing up?
LA enjoyed books, etch-a-sketch, legos, tinker toys, colorforms, and coloring books.
Have you ever had phone sex?
LA has.
How many hours of sleep to you get a night?
LA vacillates between being a witch or being simply whiny and worthless on anything less than 7. LA strives for and usually achieves 8-9 hours of sleep per night. LA once worked the graveyard shift and therefore understands the importance of a good night's sleep on LA's overall well-being and that of those around her.
When on a date, how do you know it gonna be a good one?
The voices in LA's head tell her. That is to say, LA works on chemistry. She just knows when it's right.
Do you hold the door for the sick and the elderly?
Of course. LA has very genteel manners.
When you go to the movies, do you buy there or bring your own snacks?
LA or LA's benefactor makes the purchase at the theater.
Where is your favorite city?
LA has rarely met an urban environment she has not liked, and therefore, it is difficult for her to choose just one. She would rank Monte Carlo, New York, Chicago, Boston, and Zurich very high. She would rank Detroit very low.
LA has yet to visit Canada but looks forward to visiting Toronto and Vancouver as both are yarn meccas. LA has been to Northern Italy but looks forward to her maiden voyage to Rome in the future.
Before anyone chooses this as their favorite city, LA must state in the strongest possible language that Las Vegas is her least favorite city on earth. LA detests Las Vegas with the heat of 1000 suns, which is approximately the oppressive temperature there most of the year. LA regrets that she must travel there in less than two weeks' time.
The last time Norm was in LA, which was about 8 years ago, he drove to Vegas via Death Valley. (So surreal for a Boston boy.)
After two nights Norm was ready to come home.
What were your favorite toys growing up?
I was a weird kid. I really liked board games and once I had such an obsession with Scrabble that my parents had to make the game "go away" because I was making them crazy. But blocks and empty boxes were the best to play with.
Have you ever had phone sex?
No. I usually fall asleep on the phone, so I would imagine that falling asleep during phone sex would be bad. Is it worse to fall asleep during actual sex or phone sex?
How many hours of sleep to you get a night?
Generally 6, but my weekends usually average 9.
When on a date, how do you know it gonna be a good one?
Because of the spark. No spark means no good date.
Do you hold the door for the sick and the elderly?
I do.
When you go to the movies, do you buy there or bring your own snacks?
I buy there. Its flippin' expensive, but it's just the proper way to go to the movies.
Where is your favorite city?
I'm always partial to my home city, the big T.O. but I also love London and Paris. I really need to travel more.
What were your favorite toys growing up?
Books seriously I was a boring kid.
Have you ever had phone sex?
Once and I don't want to go into it.
How many hours of sleep to you get a night?
Four. I love sleep I just don't have the time.
When on a date, how do you know it gonna be a good one?
When I actually like the person.
Do you hold the door for the sick and the elderly?
Always.
When you go to the movies, do you buy there or bring your own snacks?
Five dollars for a coke I'd rather bring my own.
Where is your favorite city?
Austin
I should add that like LA I love all major cities but I am quite partial to Texas. Although I have never been to the East coast I am sure I'd love it.
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